And, yes, I can hear all of you snickering, but that's not meant to be literal.

I am apparently going to jail.

Fuck the police and their ridiculous fucking overreaction, it was a miniature nuclear reactor. As in not that big. And I had everything perfectly under control. IF IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A MELTDOWN, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SOMEONE  ( Read more... )